I Wanna Rock!
September 20th, 2018

I Wanna Rock!

This one is based on a true story… Yes. Well actually this was on my morning commute there were this little group of suits that probably know eachother from work. And one of them ACTUALLY says “I love Rock music. Beyoncé is my favourite band!”

And yes I wanted to slap the person silly. But of course I didn’t. Instead I just shook my head and put on some classic Parkway Drive to drown out the rest of that stupid stupid conversation.

And sure, the guy can love Beyoncé as much as he wants. But don’t claim it’s rock, buddy. It never was. It never will be.

And sure, Parkway Drive is metal, so it’s not really rock either. But it’s more fucking rock than Beyoncé.

Stay awesome, slacker dudes and dudettes!

1 Comment

  1. Rateus on January 30th, 2019 at 14:42

    Doing the world a service…