{"id":3839,"date":"2026-04-15T14:19:14","date_gmt":"2026-04-15T13:19:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3839"},"modified":"2026-04-16T14:22:14","modified_gmt":"2026-04-16T13:22:14","slug":"coma-patient","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3839","title":{"rendered":"Coma Patient"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> I am not dead!<\/p>\n<p>Wait\u2026 why are you crying? Ah, right\u2014because you\u2019re happy that I\u2019m alive. Of course. Totally normal reaction.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway\u2026<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s been a busy couple of months. Life stuff, work stuff\u2014you know how it goes. Things just kind of pile up, and before you know it, time\u2019s flown by and you\u2019re wondering where it all went.<\/p>\n<p>That said, I haven\u2019t been completely idle. I\u2019ve been dipping my toes into a few other creative things lately\u2014trying to get better at writing and messing around with photography. It\u2019s been a nice change of pace, and honestly, pretty refreshing to flex those creative muscles in a different way.<\/p>\n<p>But yeah\u2026 I\u2019m back.<\/p>\n<p>Gonna try to get back into the saddle with the comics and get things rolling again. I\u2019ve missed it\u2014and I\u2019ve missed sharing this stuff with you dudes.<\/p>\n<p>Hope you\u2019re all doing awesome out there. Love your faces!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not dead! Wait\u2026 why are you crying? Ah, right\u2014because you\u2019re happy that I\u2019m alive. Of course. Totally normal reaction. Anyway\u2026 It\u2019s been a busy couple of months. Life stuff, work stuff\u2014you know how it goes. Things just kind of pile up, and before you know it, time\u2019s flown by and you\u2019re wondering where [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3839"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3840,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3839\/revisions\/3840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}