{"id":3799,"date":"2025-05-04T07:00:14","date_gmt":"2025-05-04T06:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3799"},"modified":"2025-05-03T20:51:08","modified_gmt":"2025-05-03T19:51:08","slug":"jar-jar-drinks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3799","title":{"rendered":"Jar Jar Drinks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> Okay okay so the last couple of Star Wars movies haven&#8217;t been&#8230; Great. But I still get excited about a day of the year to celebrate the original trilogy. Maybe I&#8217;ll even get to show A New Hope to Annika this year? We&#8217;ll see if she wants to or not.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, hope you dudes will have a great day tomorrow and may the force be with you, amazing dudes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay okay so the last couple of Star Wars movies haven&#8217;t been&#8230; Great. But I still get excited about a day of the year to celebrate the original trilogy. Maybe I&#8217;ll even get to show A New Hope to Annika this year? We&#8217;ll see if she wants to or not. Anyways, hope you dudes will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3799"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3799"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3801,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3799\/revisions\/3801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}