{"id":379,"date":"2009-06-24T00:51:37","date_gmt":"2009-06-23T23:51:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tobias.svalas.net\/?p=379"},"modified":"2010-11-24T03:08:50","modified_gmt":"2010-11-24T02:08:50","slug":"assexplosion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=379","title":{"rendered":"AssExplosion!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/>Yeah so I saw Superman Returns again the other day, and I still don&#8217;t get it how Superman could get her pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>As they said in &#8220;Mallrats&#8221; techniquly he&#8217;d cum so hard inside her that she&#8217;d pop her head off in the process! &#8230; Unless it is Wonder Woman of course \ud83d\ude42 Nevertheless, it wouldn&#8217;t feel good. But that joke has been made so many times I figured that Superman spanking someone would be alot more fun \ud83d\ude42 &#8230; ASSEXPLOTION FOR THE WIN!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah so I saw Superman Returns again the other day, and I still don&#8217;t get it how Superman could get her pregnant. As they said in &#8220;Mallrats&#8221; techniquly he&#8217;d cum so hard inside her that she&#8217;d pop her head off in the process! &#8230; Unless it is Wonder Woman of course \ud83d\ude42 Nevertheless, it wouldn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1076,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions\/1076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}