{"id":363,"date":"2009-06-10T22:08:48","date_gmt":"2009-06-10T21:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tobias.svalas.net\/?p=363"},"modified":"2009-06-10T22:08:48","modified_gmt":"2009-06-10T21:08:48","slug":"max-is-turning-in-his-grave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=363","title":{"rendered":"Max Is Turning In His Grave"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/> HAH!\u00a0 Jag HANN g\u00f6ra en serie idag ocks\u00e5. Som ni s\u00e4kert misst\u00e4nkte s\u00e5 s\u00e5g jag Twiligt f\u00f6r n\u00e5gra dagar sen och HERRE J\u00c4VLAR vad den var d\u00e5lig. Eller d\u00e5lig \u00e4r inte r\u00e4tt ord&#8230; Blade 2 och 3 \u00e4r okay&#8230; Dracula 2001 \u00e4r d\u00e5lig&#8230; Det h\u00e4r \u00e4r n\u00e5got \u00e4nnu v\u00e4rre! Men \u00e4rligt talat. Om en kille g\u00e5r runt och \u00e4r likblek i ansiktet och har p\u00e5 sig hor-r\u00f6tt l\u00e4pstigt s\u00e5 \u00e4r man ingen vampyr. Men n\u00e4r samma person springer 100 meter p\u00e5 0.2 sekunder och stoppar en bil med EN HAND&#8230; och ingen tycker att det \u00e4r n\u00e5got underligt med den personen&#8230; Ja&#8230; Ungef\u00e4r p\u00e5 den niv\u00e5n ligger hela filmen. Huvudpersonen m\u00e5ste t.om s\u00f6ka p\u00e5 internet f\u00f6r att komma fram till att han \u00e4r en vampyr&#8230; J\u00e4j. Seri\u00f6st, om en alien skulle komma ner till jorden och se den snubben s\u00e5 skulle DE kunna se p\u00e5 50 meters h\u00e5ll att han \u00e4r vampyr.<\/p>\n<p>Det som \u00e4r \u00e4nnu underligare \u00e4r att medan hon letar information p\u00e5 n\u00e4tet s\u00e5 ser man en klar bild p\u00e5 ingen mindre \u00e4n Nosferatu, Maximilian &#8220;<em>Max<\/em>&#8221; Schreck. Bra att de p\u00e5minner publiken att det finns bra vampyrfilmer ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r den h\u00e4r dyngan.<\/p>\n<p>Jag hatar att s\u00e4ga det. Men Postal \u00e4r b\u00e4ttre \u00e4n den h\u00e4r filmen. S\u00e5 det s\u00e4ger en hel del. Se inte den h\u00e4r filmen. Vill ni se en d\u00e5lig film, kolla p\u00e5 Plan 9 From Outer Space. Den har ocks\u00e5 uhm.. typ vampyrer. Men den h\u00e4r filmen kan man inte ens skratta \u00e5t. Den \u00e4r bara Rutten.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HAH!\u00a0 Jag HANN g\u00f6ra en serie idag ocks\u00e5. Som ni s\u00e4kert misst\u00e4nkte s\u00e5 s\u00e5g jag Twiligt f\u00f6r n\u00e5gra dagar sen och HERRE J\u00c4VLAR vad den var d\u00e5lig. Eller d\u00e5lig \u00e4r inte r\u00e4tt ord&#8230; Blade 2 och 3 \u00e4r okay&#8230; Dracula 2001 \u00e4r d\u00e5lig&#8230; Det h\u00e4r \u00e4r n\u00e5got \u00e4nnu v\u00e4rre! Men \u00e4rligt talat. Om en kille [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}