{"id":3604,"date":"2022-03-31T06:54:44","date_gmt":"2022-03-31T05:54:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3604"},"modified":"2022-03-31T06:56:49","modified_gmt":"2022-03-31T05:56:49","slug":"joke-3-necromancy-workout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3604","title":{"rendered":"Dad Joke 3: Necromancy Workout"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> Everyone loves dad jokes, Right! Except for detective ducks, giant crabs and Necromancers. And people on twitter&#8230; And people in general.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ANYWAY!<\/p>\n<p>Hope you&#8217;re all having a great day!<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll catch you on the flipity-flop!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone loves dad jokes, Right! Except for detective ducks, giant crabs and Necromancers. And people on twitter&#8230; And people in general. &#8230; ANYWAY! Hope you&#8217;re all having a great day! I&#8217;ll catch you on the flipity-flop!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3604"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3604"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3606,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3604\/revisions\/3606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}