{"id":3525,"date":"2021-04-21T14:58:20","date_gmt":"2021-04-21T13:58:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3525"},"modified":"2021-04-25T14:59:12","modified_gmt":"2021-04-25T13:59:12","slug":"in-case-im-not-back-in-24-hours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3525","title":{"rendered":"In Case I&#8217;m Not Back In 24 Hours&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> Based on a totally true story! I bought a longboard like 3 years ago with the intention of learning&#8230; Eventually. I made up my mind in fall 2019 that in the summer of 2020 I&#8217;d DEFINITELY learn how to longboard.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah that obviously didn&#8217;t happen.<\/p>\n<p>And then last week I got myself a proper helmet and figured that &#8220;Well if I&#8217;m gonna wait until Corona&#8217;s gone it&#8217;ll probably be in like 2051, so might as well start now&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>And not to toot my own horn or anything, it&#8217;s going surprisingly well so far! I mean I never wanted to do any tricks or anything like that but just cruising around and take it easy, ya know? It&#8217;s quite a nice sense of freedom. I totally recommend trying it out \ud83d\ude0a<\/p>\n<p>So anyways, take it easy and be nice to yourselves, my dudes! I truly love your faces!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Based on a totally true story! I bought a longboard like 3 years ago with the intention of learning&#8230; Eventually. I made up my mind in fall 2019 that in the summer of 2020 I&#8217;d DEFINITELY learn how to longboard. Yeah that obviously didn&#8217;t happen. And then last week I got myself a proper helmet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3525"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3525"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3526,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3525\/revisions\/3526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}