{"id":3501,"date":"2021-01-23T18:39:25","date_gmt":"2021-01-23T17:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3501"},"modified":"2021-01-23T18:39:25","modified_gmt":"2021-01-23T17:39:25","slug":"gweneth-paltrows-exploding-vagina-candle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3501","title":{"rendered":"Gweneth Paltrow&#8217;s Exploding Vagina Candle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> Yeah the title is pretty much straight to the point isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>I was a bit too slow with the whole &#8220;Wow! Look! Gweneth Paltrow&#8217;s selling a candle that she says smells like her vagina!&#8221; thing. I even had a script for a comic like that and everything but it kinda went away&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Lucky for me tho, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/style\/2021\/01\/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-vagina-candle-exploded-inferno-sparks\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">one of Gweneth Paltrow&#8217;s Vagina candles exploded into a fiery inferno the other day according to the papers<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>Not so lucky for the person who lit the candle I guess&#8230; But it still game me the idea for this comic!<\/p>\n<p>Anyways. Enjoy the weekend, you amazing people! I love your faces!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah the title is pretty much straight to the point isn&#8217;t it? I was a bit too slow with the whole &#8220;Wow! Look! Gweneth Paltrow&#8217;s selling a candle that she says smells like her vagina!&#8221; thing. I even had a script for a comic like that and everything but it kinda went away&#8230; Lucky for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3501"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3501"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3502,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3501\/revisions\/3502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}