{"id":3253,"date":"2019-09-25T19:13:11","date_gmt":"2019-09-25T18:13:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3253"},"modified":"2019-09-25T19:13:11","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T18:13:11","slug":"decent-cut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3253","title":{"rendered":"Decent Cut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> This one is a bit of an exaggeration of what happened to me the other day. But just A LITTLE BIT! I cut myself and it just wouldn&#8217;t stop bleeding! &#8230; Okay it did eventually. But that&#8217;s how I came up with the idea for the comic at least \ud83d\ude42  <\/p>\n<p>Stay awesome, slacker dudes and dudettes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one is a bit of an exaggeration of what happened to me the other day. But just A LITTLE BIT! I cut myself and it just wouldn&#8217;t stop bleeding! &#8230; Okay it did eventually. But that&#8217;s how I came up with the idea for the comic at least \ud83d\ude42 Stay awesome, slacker dudes and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3253"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3253"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3254,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3253\/revisions\/3254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}