{"id":3223,"date":"2019-06-15T16:53:51","date_gmt":"2019-06-15T15:53:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3223"},"modified":"2019-06-15T16:53:51","modified_gmt":"2019-06-15T15:53:51","slug":"happy-birthday-donald-duck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3223","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday Donald Duck!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> And yeah like all the kids my age Donald Duck had a heavy impact on our youth so it&#8217;s awesome that he turned 85 last month. Happy birthday you pantless freak! <\/p>\n<p>Stay awesome, my dudes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And yeah like all the kids my age Donald Duck had a heavy impact on our youth so it&#8217;s awesome that he turned 85 last month. Happy birthday you pantless freak! Stay awesome, my dudes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3223"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3223"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3224,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3223\/revisions\/3224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}