{"id":3164,"date":"2019-01-31T23:57:55","date_gmt":"2019-01-31T22:57:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3164"},"modified":"2019-01-31T23:57:55","modified_gmt":"2019-01-31T22:57:55","slug":"ill-cut-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3164","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll Cut You!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> So the past summer I decided to just let my facial hair grow wild over my summer vacation. Sounds like a fun idea. And then I decided just to leave it for now. &#8220;For now&#8221; turned out to be a couple of more months and&#8230; Let&#8217;s just say that it got pretty wild at the end.<br \/>\nAnyway, while trimming down my beard I figured&#8230; &#8220;I haven&#8217;t had this magnificent mustache growth ever. I should just save that bit&#8221;. And so I did! I spared the &#8216;stache! Well up &#8217;til a few weeks ago when I decided to trim it down. And this is the scenario that played out in my head while i trimmed it down. Because I&#8217;m deranged that way.<br \/>\nStay awesome, my dudes! <3\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the past summer I decided to just let my facial hair grow wild over my summer vacation. Sounds like a fun idea. And then I decided just to leave it for now. &#8220;For now&#8221; turned out to be a couple of more months and&#8230; Let&#8217;s just say that it got pretty wild at the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3164"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3165,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164\/revisions\/3165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}