{"id":3148,"date":"2018-12-28T13:21:52","date_gmt":"2018-12-28T12:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3148"},"modified":"2018-12-28T13:21:52","modified_gmt":"2018-12-28T12:21:52","slug":"dad-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3148","title":{"rendered":"Dad Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> Yeah things have been pretty hectic here for the last few months. Always something coming up. If it isn&#8217;t Christmas then it&#8217;s a funeral or something else very unexpected. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, so I figured I&#8217;d throw in a dad joke instead of an inspirational quote this one time. Hope you guys enjoyed it! <\/p>\n<p>Stay awesome, slacker dudes and dudettes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah things have been pretty hectic here for the last few months. Always something coming up. If it isn&#8217;t Christmas then it&#8217;s a funeral or something else very unexpected. Anyway, so I figured I&#8217;d throw in a dad joke instead of an inspirational quote this one time. Hope you guys enjoyed it! Stay awesome, slacker [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3148"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3149,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3148\/revisions\/3149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}