{"id":3106,"date":"2018-09-20T23:02:53","date_gmt":"2018-09-20T22:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3106"},"modified":"2018-10-01T10:22:44","modified_gmt":"2018-10-01T09:22:44","slug":"i-wanna-rock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3106","title":{"rendered":"I Wanna Rock!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> This one is based on a true story&#8230; Yes. Well actually this was on my morning commute there were this little group of suits that probably know eachother from work. And one of them ACTUALLY says &#8220;I love Rock music. Beyonc\u00e9 is my favourite band!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And yes I wanted to slap the person silly. But of course I didn&#8217;t. Instead I just shook my head and put on some classic Parkway Drive to drown out the rest of that stupid stupid conversation. <\/p>\n<p>And sure, the guy can love Beyonc\u00e9 as much as he wants. But don&#8217;t claim it&#8217;s rock, buddy. It never was. It never will be.<\/p>\n<p>And sure, Parkway Drive is metal, so it&#8217;s not really rock either. But it&#8217;s more fucking rock than Beyonc\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Stay awesome, slacker dudes and dudettes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one is based on a true story&#8230; Yes. Well actually this was on my morning commute there were this little group of suits that probably know eachother from work. And one of them ACTUALLY says &#8220;I love Rock music. Beyonc\u00e9 is my favourite band!&#8221; And yes I wanted to slap the person silly. But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[934,474,933,516,24,33],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3106"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3106"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3107,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3106\/revisions\/3107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}