{"id":3064,"date":"2018-06-13T21:43:31","date_gmt":"2018-06-13T20:43:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3064"},"modified":"2018-10-01T12:17:02","modified_gmt":"2018-10-01T11:17:02","slug":"wear-something-sexy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3064","title":{"rendered":"Wear Something Sexy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> So this comic is completely fictional. We don&#8217;t have \/ know any babysitters, so this scenario would never happen. But IF it ever happened and IF Sam would tell me to put on something sexy&#8230;. I&#8217;d put on this shirt in a heart beat! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Just in case you guys can&#8217;t tell the face is none other than <a href=\"http:\/\/donthitsave.com\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Jeff from the webcomic Don&#8217;t Hit Save<\/a>! You should go read his stuff too!<\/p>\n<p>Stay awesome, slacker dudes and dudettes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this comic is completely fictional. We don&#8217;t have \/ know any babysitters, so this scenario would never happen. But IF it ever happened and IF Sam would tell me to put on something sexy&#8230;. I&#8217;d put on this shirt in a heart beat! \ud83d\ude00 Just in case you guys can&#8217;t tell the face is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[764,25,88,516,24,33],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3064"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3064"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3064\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3065,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3064\/revisions\/3065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}