{"id":3062,"date":"2018-06-06T22:31:30","date_gmt":"2018-06-06T21:31:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3062"},"modified":"2018-10-01T12:17:37","modified_gmt":"2018-10-01T11:17:37","slug":"ive-got-a-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=3062","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve Got A Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> So this is a real weird one isn&#8217;t it. Why would Don be scared shitless because of sharks? I can&#8217;t imagine him going into any sort of body of water where there are any&#8230; Or&#8230; Him in any body of water I guess. I mean, that spray on than would just run straight off of him!<\/p>\n<p>But then again this is all rumors since it came from Stormy Daniels whom he &#8220;allegedly&#8221; slept with while his wife was home taking care of their newborn baby and that he  &#8220;allegedly&#8221; spent time with  &#8220;allegedly&#8221; watching shark week&#8230;  &#8220;Allegedly&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>How awesome would it be to have a talking shark as a president tho? &#8230; Just think about that for a sec. Hmmm.<\/p>\n<p>Stay awesome, slacker dudes and dudettes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this is a real weird one isn&#8217;t it. Why would Don be scared shitless because of sharks? I can&#8217;t imagine him going into any sort of body of water where there are any&#8230; Or&#8230; Him in any body of water I guess. I mean, that spray on than would just run straight off of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[37,230,954,955,516,24,33,873],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3062"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3062"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3113,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3062\/revisions\/3113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}