{"id":2964,"date":"2017-12-23T21:25:08","date_gmt":"2017-12-23T20:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2964"},"modified":"2018-01-01T15:41:41","modified_gmt":"2018-01-01T14:41:41","slug":"sorry-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2964","title":{"rendered":"Sorry Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> So the holidays are just around the corner! And as a Swedish heathen we celebrate Christmas on the 24th instead of the 25 to it&#8217;ll be even closer than for you guys \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>And yes indeed, Cthulhu did murder Santa (horribly) back in 2010, if you follow the King Of Slacker canon \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1120\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Here&#8217;s a link to that<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Stay awesome and happy holidays, slacker dudes and dudettes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the holidays are just around the corner! And as a Swedish heathen we celebrate Christmas on the 24th instead of the 25 to it&#8217;ll be even closer than for you guys \ud83d\ude09 And yes indeed, Cthulhu did murder Santa (horribly) back in 2010, if you follow the King Of Slacker canon \ud83d\ude42 Here&#8217;s a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[328,143,37,899,349,219],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2964"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2964"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2967,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2964\/revisions\/2967"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}