{"id":2929,"date":"2017-10-31T16:57:16","date_gmt":"2017-10-31T15:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2929"},"modified":"2017-11-23T16:11:57","modified_gmt":"2017-11-23T15:11:57","slug":"splork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2929","title":{"rendered":"Splork!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> So on the 26th of October at 05:05 our second daughter Clara was born! We&#8217;re super happy about it and we love her but, my god, she poops a lot. I mean&#8230; A LOT!<\/p>\n<p>You can wake up at 3 a.m. , change her, and the moment you ger her changed she somehow manages to poop even more! And this process can repeat a couple of times before you get to go back to sleep so&#8230;. Yeah. That&#8217;s fun. She&#8217;s super cute otherwise tho and Annika&#8217;s super proud to be a big sister. It&#8217;ll just be a matter of time before little Clara will make an appearance in the comics too \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>So anyway, I&#8217;m off to do other things. I&#8217;ll talk to you guys later!<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy, slacker dudes and dudettes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So on the 26th of October at 05:05 our second daughter Clara was born! We&#8217;re super happy about it and we love her but, my god, she poops a lot. I mean&#8230; A LOT! You can wake up at 3 a.m. , change her, and the moment you ger her changed she somehow manages to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[871,37,893,119,516,24,33],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2929"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2930,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929\/revisions\/2930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}