{"id":2829,"date":"2017-05-13T18:06:34","date_gmt":"2017-05-13T17:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2829"},"modified":"2017-08-12T14:47:40","modified_gmt":"2017-08-12T13:47:40","slug":"squirrel-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2829","title":{"rendered":"Squirrel Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1457\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> So I came across this article and it made me laugh so hard at the time (probably because I was overly tired at the time, but still). But the whole thing just sounded so weird and&#8230; Just&#8230; Who would come up with this plan?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll just link you guys to the article that I read so you guys can read the whole thing for yourselves \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.huzlers.com\/woman-arrested-training-squirrels-attack-ex-boyfriend\/\" target=\"_blank\">You&#8217;re welcome! <\/a><\/p>\n<p>And of course every time I an article that has to do with Squirrels I think of my friend from Diary Of A Squirrel. So of course it had to make a guest appearance once more!<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy your weekend, slacker dudes &#038; dudettes and  stay awesome!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I came across this article and it made me laugh so hard at the time (probably because I was overly tired at the time, but still). But the whole thing just sounded so weird and&#8230; Just&#8230; Who would come up with this plan? I&#8217;ll just link you guys to the article that I read [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[646,647,516,24,33],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2829"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2829"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2829\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2831,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2829\/revisions\/2831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}