{"id":2745,"date":"2017-01-11T14:46:30","date_gmt":"2017-01-11T13:46:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2745"},"modified":"2017-01-11T14:46:30","modified_gmt":"2017-01-11T13:46:30","slug":"kitty-litter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2745","title":{"rendered":"Kitty Litter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2734\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.arklatexhomepage.com\/news\/local-news\/deputies-mistake-kitty-litter-for-meth-after-3-days-in-jail-suspect-cleared\/637136576\" target=\"_blank\">I read this really interesting article today where I found this story out and I &#8220;borrowed&#8221; the quotes from. But this is a true story tho!<\/a>  &#8230; Well&#8230; Maybe not the last frame BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?!<\/p>\n<p>So while I was reading the article this was kind of the mental picture I got in my head. The partying cops snorting the evicence aaaand &#8220;THIS ISN&#8217;T METH AT ALL!&#8221;. Honestly tho I am not entirely sure you can snort meth. Do you smoke it ooor? &#8230; I don&#8217;t know. But once I got the idea in my head it was too good to look up. You know, in case it shattered my idea.<\/p>\n<p>Okay I&#8217;ve looked it up now and YES you can snort meth. That&#8217;s apparently super common so GOOD FOR ME! But you guys really shouldn&#8217;t snort it tho&#8230; Or kitty litter. Just don&#8217;t snort anything you&#8217;re not meant to do. <\/p>\n<p>Winners don&#8217;t take drugs, kids!<\/p>\n<p>Stay awesome, dudes and dudettes! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read this really interesting article today where I found this story out and I &#8220;borrowed&#8221; the quotes from. But this is a true story tho! &#8230; Well&#8230; Maybe not the last frame BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?! So while I was reading the article this was kind of the mental picture I got in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[37,514,813,973,553,516,24,33],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2745"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2745"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2746,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2745\/revisions\/2746"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}