{"id":2724,"date":"2016-12-11T11:29:26","date_gmt":"2016-12-11T10:29:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2724"},"modified":"2017-02-20T11:25:05","modified_gmt":"2017-02-20T10:25:05","slug":"satanicmon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2724","title":{"rendered":"Satanicmon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\" http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2713\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> So this is a really old idea that I probably wrote down back in 2010 or something. I had been looking through YouTube for ages when I came across a series making fun of creationists. Apparently there&#8217;s this pastor that I quoted saying&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pok\u00e9mon teaches children about witchcraft&#8221; and so on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=cmNb3xJFzkc\" target=\"_blank\">Here&#8217;s a link to the sermon of whatever you want to call it&#8230; Be warned tho, it is pretty stupid. <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, so I started drawing the comic and then I realised that I had come up with a second punchline! OMG! What do I do?! &#8230; I&#8217;ll just post both. Because why not right? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Stay awesome, dudes and dudettes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this is a really old idea that I probably wrote down back in 2010 or something. I had been looking through YouTube for ages when I came across a series making fun of creationists. Apparently there&#8217;s this pastor that I quoted saying&#8230; &#8220;Pok\u00e9mon teaches children about witchcraft&#8221; and so on&#8230; Here&#8217;s a link to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[828,827,102,516,24,33],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2724"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2725,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724\/revisions\/2725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}