{"id":2618,"date":"2016-07-13T21:31:31","date_gmt":"2016-07-13T20:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2618"},"modified":"2016-11-09T10:10:18","modified_gmt":"2016-11-09T09:10:18","slug":"suck-a-massive-bag-of-dicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2618","title":{"rendered":"Suck A Massive Bag Of Dicks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1457\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> As you know I commute by train to get to work in the morning. Yeah, well about a month or so ago Swedish Railways (SJ) decided that they&#8217;d be so kind and do some work on the train tracks over the summer. And when I say &#8220;over the summer&#8221; I mean for over two months! But they think that&#8217;s totally a-ok because they&#8217;ve arranged replacement busses&#8230; Yeah. So on a good day, I&#8217;ll only be about 20-30 minutes late to work in the morning, and spend an extra 20-30  to get home. <\/p>\n<p>On the NOT so good days, well Swedish Railways suck at basic things like&#8230; Well&#8230; Making sure that the freakin&#8217; doors on the trains open and close like they fucking should! This happened the other day and it took me an extra hour and a half just to get home. Fun times all around. <\/p>\n<p>But you think that their prices for the train tickets are going to be any lower because of the inconvinoinces? Pffft! Of course not. <\/p>\n<p>So yes, this is my message to Swedish Railways (SJ). Please go suck a massive bag of dicks. Like. Freakin&#8217; huuuuuuuge! Kthnxbye. <\/p>\n<p>P.S. I&#8217;ve heard with my gay friends and they are not offened at all by the term. In case you were worried about that.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy, fellow slackers! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you know I commute by train to get to work in the morning. Yeah, well about a month or so ago Swedish Railways (SJ) decided that they&#8217;d be so kind and do some work on the train tracks over the summer. And when I say &#8220;over the summer&#8221; I mean for over two months! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[804,37,407,516,24,33,409],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2618"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2618"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2639,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2618\/revisions\/2639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}