{"id":2512,"date":"2016-03-04T14:58:16","date_gmt":"2016-03-04T13:58:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2512"},"modified":"2016-03-10T15:55:07","modified_gmt":"2016-03-10T14:55:07","slug":"babysitter-miami","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2512","title":{"rendered":"Babysitter Miami"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1457\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> Lately I&#8217;ve taken up playing Hotline Miami again on the PC, and I am having a blast! HM is a ultra violent kind of puzzle game set in the 80&#8217;s where the main character wears different animal masks to take down the local Russian mob. Of course that&#8217;s not the only thing going on of course though.<\/p>\n<p>The main character gets his missions though &#8220;coded&#8221; phonecalls that&#8217;s gone to his answering machine. So they&#8217;ll say to take someone out on a &#8220;date&#8221; or &#8220;deal with the pest control&#8221; or as one of the first missions say&#8230; &#8220;We need a baby sitter to give our noisy kids a stern talking to&#8221;. Wich made me think of this joke. I don&#8217;t know. It made me laugh anyway \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a video that shows what Hotline Miami is all about in case you are interested: youtube.com\/watch?v=qqS51B4sdGc<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy, fellow slackers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lately I&#8217;ve taken up playing Hotline Miami again on the PC, and I am having a blast! HM is a ultra violent kind of puzzle game set in the 80&#8217;s where the main character wears different animal masks to take down the local Russian mob. Of course that&#8217;s not the only thing going on of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[753,638,88,516,24,33],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2512"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2512"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2513,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2512\/revisions\/2513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}