{"id":2255,"date":"2015-08-12T08:54:11","date_gmt":"2015-08-12T07:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2255"},"modified":"2015-08-20T11:36:03","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T10:36:03","slug":"legendary-arsenal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2255","title":{"rendered":"Legendary Arsenal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> This is a thing that I&#8217;ve been thinking about. In Legend Of Zelda, who&#8217;s the old man in the cave that gives you the sword? And why does he give you a wooden sword? Okay maybe it&#8217;s not wodden, but it is brown so either it&#8217;s wooden or rusty. Is he just evil and want Link to die a horrible painful death? And if he gives away free weapons left and right, why doesn&#8217;t he give him a better weapon or more weapons? <\/p>\n<p>Anyway. I just thought of this scenario in my head and it made me laugh so I hope it made you guys laugh too! \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a thing that I&#8217;ve been thinking about. In Legend Of Zelda, who&#8217;s the old man in the cave that gives you the sword? And why does he give you a wooden sword? Okay maybe it&#8217;s not wodden, but it is brown so either it&#8217;s wooden or rusty. Is he just evil and want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[624,75,166,625,74],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2256,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255\/revisions\/2256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}