{"id":2102,"date":"2014-11-19T18:14:48","date_gmt":"2014-11-19T17:14:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2102"},"modified":"2014-11-21T22:24:49","modified_gmt":"2014-11-21T21:24:49","slug":"coffee-snob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=2102","title":{"rendered":"Coffee Snob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> As much as I love my coffee, I am pretty bad at being a coffee snob. I&#8217;ve never bough real beans and I&#8217;ve only tried Starbucks once (We&#8217;ve got a chain named Espresso House in Sweden and they are better. Suck it Starbucks! :P).<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What coffee DO you dink then, you sexy beast?&#8221; I hear you ask.. Well. Gevalia brand instant coffee usually. And of course the free machine coffee at work with &#8220;white&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a whole backstory to why I enjoy this certain brand of instant coffee, but you guys wouldn&#8217;t be interested in that and is nt funny so fuck that!  But that&#8217;s my jam, son! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Mmmmm&#8230; Coffee&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As much as I love my coffee, I am pretty bad at being a coffee snob. I&#8217;ve never bough real beans and I&#8217;ve only tried Starbucks once (We&#8217;ve got a chain named Espresso House in Sweden and they are better. Suck it Starbucks! :P). &#8220;What coffee DO you dink then, you sexy beast?&#8221; I hear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[238,521,516,24,33],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2102"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2105,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102\/revisions\/2105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}