{"id":1816,"date":"2013-07-07T19:23:33","date_gmt":"2013-07-07T18:23:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1816"},"modified":"2013-11-17T08:43:06","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T07:43:06","slug":"baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1816","title":{"rendered":"Baby!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1457\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> So not much of a joke this time around, but since Sam and I have been together for four years AND I had to give you guys the news that we are having a baby. I figured &#8220;two birds with one stone&#8221; \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n<p>Anyways. Yeah we are having an awesome baby girl, and it&#8217;s gonna be awesome! Don&#8217;t worry though. I&#8217;ll still indoctrinate her with everything Star Wars, Star Trek and Transformers \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>Also four years&#8230; Wow. That is just freakin&#8217; awsome \ud83d\ude42 Here&#8217;s for another four years \ud83d\ude42 And then another four&#8230; And another \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>Anyways. Now you guys have been updated about that. I&#8217;ll post a new comic next Wednesday. See ya!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So not much of a joke this time around, but since Sam and I have been together for four years AND I had to give you guys the news that we are having a baby. I figured &#8220;two birds with one stone&#8221; \ud83d\ude42 Anyways. Yeah we are having an awesome baby girl, and it&#8217;s gonna [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[384,413,383,388,974,37,25,88,24,33,387],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1816"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1816"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1876,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1816\/revisions\/1876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}