{"id":1759,"date":"2013-03-27T12:28:10","date_gmt":"2013-03-27T11:28:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1759"},"modified":"2013-11-17T08:48:58","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T07:48:58","slug":"release-the-kraken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1759","title":{"rendered":"Release The Kraken!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1457\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a> So all the lady fans out there. I am going to let you in on a secret. Nobody wants to hear it, but it is true. <\/p>\n<p>Guys have names for their penises. <\/p>\n<p>Now a minute to think about that. All the guys you&#8217;ve ever met have a name for their penis&#8230; And now you are scarred for life. You&#8217;re welcome \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n<p>So I watched Clash of the Titans and Wrath of the Titans the other week when I realised that The Kraken is the perfect name for my penis. Yes. Because of the size of&#8230; What?.. Yeah you are right. Let&#8217;s not get any deeper into that. And so I also came up with this idea for the comic. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it was nice to do a comic that was a little bit different \ud83d\ude42 I guess this is the first comic where I hold my junk throughout the entire comic as well&#8230; That&#8217;s kind of disturbing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So all the lady fans out there. I am going to let you in on a secret. Nobody wants to hear it, but it is true. Guys have names for their penises. Now a minute to think about that. All the guys you&#8217;ve ever met have a name for their penis&#8230; And now you are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[388,974,37,431,430,24,33,387,432],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1759"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1759"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1883,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1759\/revisions\/1883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}