{"id":1733,"date":"2013-02-20T23:18:34","date_gmt":"2013-02-20T22:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1733"},"modified":"2013-11-17T08:47:41","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T07:47:41","slug":"the-cake-is-a-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1733","title":{"rendered":"The Cake Is a Lie!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1457\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a>\u00a0 Oh shit! It was my birthday! &#8230; You guys know what that means? PORTAL JOKE INCOMING!!! <\/p>\n<p>Anyway. Thank you guys for all the birthday wishes on Facebook and Twitter and whatnot. I really appreciated it \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Hope you guys enjoyed it, and play more Portal! Also my birthday cake was no lie. It was Om-nom-noms \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Oh shit! It was my birthday! &#8230; You guys know what that means? PORTAL JOKE INCOMING!!! Anyway. Thank you guys for all the birthday wishes on Facebook and Twitter and whatnot. I really appreciated it \ud83d\ude42 Hope you guys enjoyed it, and play more Portal! Also my birthday cake was no lie. It was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[306,426,388,974,53,44,24,33,387],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1733"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1749,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions\/1749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}