{"id":1345,"date":"2011-08-11T16:29:05","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T15:29:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1345"},"modified":"2011-09-26T18:52:15","modified_gmt":"2011-09-26T17:52:15","slug":"surprise-heart-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1345","title":{"rendered":"Surprise Heart Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/>Woho! I&#8217;ve got a day off!! \u00a0I mean&#8230; Yeah I&#8217;m a little bit excited \ud83d\ude42 When you work where I work, it&#8217;s little things like this that really makes our day. The days off are very scattered in general so today is my only free day this week for example&#8230; A Thursday.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But anyway \ud83d\ude42 The picture of Cthulhu shouting &#8220;Surprise heart attack!&#8221; and throwing hearts around is a pretty funny image that I&#8217;ve had in my mind for quite some time. I&#8217;m not sure why though. But it sure was a lot of fun to draw \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m off to keep enjoying my day off \ud83d\ude42 So I&#8217;ll see you guys and gals later!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woho! I&#8217;ve got a day off!! \u00a0I mean&#8230; Yeah I&#8217;m a little bit excited \ud83d\ude42 When you work where I work, it&#8217;s little things like this that really makes our day. The days off are very scattered in general so today is my only free day this week for example&#8230; A Thursday. &nbsp; But anyway [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[37,281,24,33],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1345"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1394,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions\/1394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}