{"id":1285,"date":"2011-04-13T22:06:40","date_gmt":"2011-04-13T21:06:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1285"},"modified":"2011-09-26T19:02:46","modified_gmt":"2011-09-26T18:02:46","slug":"giveth-and-taketh-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1285","title":{"rendered":"Giveth And Taketh Away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/>Another Wednesday, another comic \ud83d\ude42 This one isn&#8217;t rooted as much in reality as many other comics though. I mean, I am romantic from time to time, but flowers isn&#8217;t usually the way I go \ud83d\ude42 Chocolate on the other hand: Hell yeah! So I just kind of figured what would happen in this little universe if I&#8217;d try to be classically romantic? Well Cthulhu would eat the flowers and the chocolate of course \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And yes, before anyone leaves a comment about that last frame, I know what it looks like! You guys don&#8217;t need to poinit that out \ud83d\ude42 It just makes me think of the notorious chocolate-scene from &#8220;Dumb &amp; Dumberer&#8221; (The only funny scene btw :P). And I quote: It&#8217;s SHIT! It&#8217;s SHIT EVERYWHERE!! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And with that classy quote, I am off to do other things \ud83d\ude42 But I&#8217;ll see you guys on Saturday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another Wednesday, another comic \ud83d\ude42 This one isn&#8217;t rooted as much in reality as many other comics though. I mean, I am romantic from time to time, but flowers isn&#8217;t usually the way I go \ud83d\ude42 Chocolate on the other hand: Hell yeah! So I just kind of figured what would happen in this little [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[58,37,314,25,24,33],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1285"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1414,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions\/1414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}