{"id":1116,"date":"2010-12-19T10:26:38","date_gmt":"2010-12-19T09:26:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1116"},"modified":"2011-02-12T15:12:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-12T14:12:00","slug":"huge-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1116","title":{"rendered":"Huge Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/>So Christmas is creeping up on us, even here in Australia. The first Christmas for me that I don&#8217;t celebrate with my family and parents&#8230; And with no chance of snow! \ud83d\ude1b That will be quite interesting. And I don&#8217;t worry, because I get to celebrate the holidays with my wife to be and her family\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>So the tree is decorated and it is awesome. And because I got my sense of humor (a childish one :P) I thought about this joke. All in all I am very pleased with it \ud83d\ude42 Especially the third frame.<\/p>\n<p>And as a Christmas present to myself, I ordered some stuff from the KOS-store over at Zazzle. You might want to check it out later if you feel up to it \ud83d\ude42 There is some new stuff there at the moment, and more is yet to come (like the Boobies!! Tee. Woho!).<\/p>\n<p>But now I am off to enjoy the rest of my Sunday. Maybe I&#8217;ll get Sam to watch the first Tron with me tonight \ud83d\ude42 That would be awesome-sauce.<\/p>\n<p>But until next time, you guys take care of yourself and all that jazz!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Christmas is creeping up on us, even here in Australia. The first Christmas for me that I don&#8217;t celebrate with my family and parents&#8230; And with no chance of snow! \ud83d\ude1b That will be quite interesting. And I don&#8217;t worry, because I get to celebrate the holidays with my wife to be and her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[143,25,88,24,33],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1116"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1206,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions\/1206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}