{"id":1074,"date":"2010-11-23T22:39:23","date_gmt":"2010-11-23T21:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1074"},"modified":"2011-02-12T15:16:25","modified_gmt":"2011-02-12T14:16:25","slug":"the-movie-event-of-a-generation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=1074","title":{"rendered":"The Movie Event Of A Generation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"..\/comics\/avatar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/> I probably have to admit that I am not the biggest Harry Potter fan in the world. I never read the books, and I couldn&#8217;t remember that I&#8217;ve seen &#8220;The Order Of The Phoenix&#8221; until I was about 15 minutes into the movie. But I am glad that the end of the movies are just around the corner. And with a new HP movie, of course there&#8217;s advertisement for it where ever you turn.Even more so here in Australia than in Sweden.<\/p>\n<p>So this comic was one of those ideas that just came to me while me and Sam were out driving and saw a billboard for HP7.\u00a0 &#8220;Horny Porter? Yes&#8230; there is a comic in there!&#8221; \ud83d\ude42 And here you have it. Horny Porter is a douche. He&#8217;s got a magic wand in his pants, and his scar on his forehead looks like a penis. That&#8217;s why he is horny all the time you see \ud83d\ude42 Well that&#8217;s as good of a backstory as anything else. Let&#8217;s just roll with it.<\/p>\n<p>Horny Porter will surely return in the future \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 &#8220;Horny Porter And The Half Blood Period&#8221; perhaps?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I probably have to admit that I am not the biggest Harry Potter fan in the world. I never read the books, and I couldn&#8217;t remember that I&#8217;ve seen &#8220;The Order Of The Phoenix&#8221; until I was about 15 minutes into the movie. But I am glad that the end of the movies are just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[220,217,237,174],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1074"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1074"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1213,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1074\/revisions\/1213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}