{"id":107,"date":"2008-07-13T00:06:36","date_gmt":"2008-07-12T22:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tobias.svalas.net\/?p=107"},"modified":"2008-07-13T00:06:36","modified_gmt":"2008-07-12T22:06:36","slug":"bring-the-payne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/?p=107","title":{"rendered":"Bring The Payne"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just watch…<\/p>\n

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Max Payne film… Num num num! Men… fan…Mark Wahlberg<\/a>? Mr-Baby-Face-Marky-Mark-Wahlberg?<\/p>\n

Sen s\u00e5 hade jag g\u00e4rna velat se att de anv\u00e4nde ett lite kornigare filter \u00f6ver hela filmen… Men d\u00e5 \u00e4r jag bara petig :p Det \u00e4r i alla fall en film som man ska se n\u00e4r den \u00e4r klar.<\/p>\n

\u00c4rligt talat s\u00e5 h\u00e5ller det p\u00e5 att bli lite mycket tv-spels filmer. Bioshock, Max Payne, Prince of Persia… Gears Of War?<\/p>\n

Allts\u00e5… Tv-spels-filmer \u00e4r speciella… \u00c4ven om man r\u00e4knar bort Uwe Bolls or\u00e4knerliga fiaskon, s\u00e5 \u00e4r de inga bra filmer. Minns ni \"\"Street Fighter<\/a> ? Minns ni \"\"Super Mario Bros.<\/a> ? Och de senaste \u00e5rens Resident Evil filmer har bannemig inte gjort saken b\u00e4ttre. Det \u00e4r s\u00e5 lockande att bara skylla allt p\u00e5 Uwe Boll och s\u00e4ga “\u00c4sch, men det \u00e4r ju regiss\u00f6ren fr\u00e5n Pirates som ska regissera Bioshock. Det kommer bli sheitbra!”. Men jag har bara en sak att s\u00e4ga om det: “Nej”.<\/p>\n

Om jag ska laborera det d\u00e4r s\u00e5 ska jag s\u00e4ga “Nej, att Gore Verbinski<\/a> ska regissera Bioshock \u00e4r inget bevis p\u00e5 kvalitet. Kolla p\u00e5 Pirates 2 & 3. Och manuset kommer troligen skrivas av n\u00e5gon m\u00e4nniska som inte ens sett en bild fr\u00e5n spelet. Och f\u00f6r det tredje, De kommer sabba The Big Daddies s\u00e5 mycket att jag kommer troligen att b\u00f6rja gr\u00e5ta.”<\/p>\n

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Om de end\u00e5 lyckas g\u00f6ra filmen helt i den h\u00e4r stilen… Mmm… Man kan alltid dr\u00f6mma \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just watch… Max Payne film… Num num num! Men… fan…Mark Wahlberg? Mr-Baby-Face-Marky-Mark-Wahlberg? Sen s\u00e5 hade jag g\u00e4rna velat se att de anv\u00e4nde ett lite kornigare filter \u00f6ver hela filmen… Men d\u00e5 \u00e4r jag bara petig :p Det \u00e4r i alla fall en film som man ska se n\u00e4r den \u00e4r klar. \u00c4rligt talat s\u00e5 h\u00e5ller […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kingofslackers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}